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TimmyLOL on Tim Cahill

I'm Timmy not fucking LOL today. I've just heard that we're letting Tim Cahill go to New York. What the hell are we playing at!?

Kind regards,
TimmyGRRRRRRRRR

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Macca

I can't believe it either. Am glad you lost a decent player though ha ha

TimmyLOL

Fuck off Macca. LOL

@sirmacca

That's Sir Macca to you

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OliMandora: "becuz all scousers sound like dey r chokin on spit"

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IronMan: "That depends where you are surely?!?"

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